Property Description

I Can't Believe It's Not The Country Have you been staring out your window, deeply yearning to own acres of land, buy a tractor, and become a professional whistler? But then you remember that you actually enjoy high-speed internet, food delivery, and not waking up at 4:00 AM to milk a temperamental goat? Welcome home. This property is the ultimate real estate cheat code. It looks like the country, it feels like the country, it breathes like the country?but your commute won't require a packed lunch. You get all the serene, stargazing, I can't hear my neighbors clear their throat peace, with all the modern convenience. From the outside, it's a charming, perfectly proportioned 1-story ranch. Step inside, and you've entered a spatial anomaly. This house defies the laws of physics?it just keeps going and going. Seriously, you could play hide-and-seek here and accidentally discover a room you forgot you owned! The Inside Scoop: * Fresh & Plush: Sink your toes into brand-new, pristine carpet throughout. * 4 Real Bedrooms + an OFFICE: Space for you, the family, and guests * The Throwback Kitchen: A fun, nostalgic kitchen that oozes personality. It's not another sterile, white-on-gray box; it's a space with a pulse that practically begs for Sunday morning pancakes and late-night dancing. * Adulting Approved: A beautiful formal dining room, locked and loaded for your finest holiday dinners. Need another extra space to escape to when someone in the house decides to practice the ukulele or talk too loudly on a work call? We've got that, too. Between the massive full basement (bring your home theater/gym/speakeasy dreams) and the multiple living areas, everyone gets a sanctuary, add a 2 car garage and click submit on your offer.

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